I will take a brief respite from these rather controversial topics and instead show you the results of a very interesting survey I conducted last week that is more fascinating than factual. (more…)
Anyone who claims that instant messenger programs are a waste of time and should be prohibited to the nation’s youth is generalizing and flat-out wrong. And while this would make a very interesting debate if one could be found to disagree with me, it is not the issue I will be discussing presently. (more…)
In my rather Christian family, a now-classic argument against all things Harry Potter arises whenever this apparently satanic, anti-Christian, infernal Moneymaking Spawn of Evil is mentioned. (more…)
With Bazooka Bubble Gum on my mind, I began to develop a healthy craving for it. I knew I had stashed a piece away in my backpack, so I found it without much difficulty. It was right there next to my old box cutter, broken watch, unopened package of four AA batteries, and film canister full of (sweet!) quarters. (more…)
I never used to believe it when people said I was a nerd until last night at Taekwon-Do. One of the younger students asked me to read her recently unwrapped Bazooka Bubble Gum comic strip. (more…)
I just invented a new theory I call the Band Theory, which hypothesizes that everything becomes simple once it is understood. (more…)
Before I joined the NRC, if something made no sense to me, I assumed the problem was on my end. But now that I am in the NRC, and I (kinda) know everything there is to know, I realize that the source of most confusion is the common populace.
The BEST song EVER MADE for playing Crab Soccer is Pump It by The Black Eyed Peas.
Oh yes, and I found a cure for the common cold but I refuse to share it.
hmmm… my own blog.
I’m fairly certain I will abuse this power.
Ricky: Hello again! Welcome to this edition of Interviews With Famous Characters. Today I’m here at the renowned Piraeus c.425 BC. We will be speaking to Socrates, the Greek Philosopher. We will try to uncover what drives his dogged passion for relentlessly questioning others. Socrates, thank you for joining us. (more…)