Gum

March 15th, 2006

I never used to believe it when people said I was a nerd until last night at Taekwon-Do. One of the younger students asked me to read her recently unwrapped Bazooka Bubble Gum comic strip. Read the rest of this entry »

Band Theory

March 14th, 2006

I just invented a new theory I call the Band Theory, which hypothesizes that everything becomes simple once it is understood. Read the rest of this entry »

But What IS the NRC?

March 14th, 2006

Before I joined the NRC, if something made no sense to me, I assumed the problem was on my end. But now that I am in the NRC, and I (kinda) know everything there is to know, I realize that the source of most confusion is the common populace.

The Greatest Song Ever Made

March 14th, 2006

The BEST song EVER MADE for playing Crab Soccer is Pump It by The Black Eyed Peas.

Oh yes, and I found a cure for the common cold but I refuse to share it.

My Blog

March 13th, 2006

hmmm… my own blog.

I’m fairly certain I will abuse this power.

Interview With Socrates

March 13th, 2006

Ricky: Hello again! Welcome to this edition of Interviews With Famous Characters. Today I’m here at the renowned Piraeus c.425 BC. We will be speaking to Socrates, the Greek Philosopher. We will try to uncover what drives his dogged passion for relentlessly questioning others. Socrates, thank you for joining us. Read the rest of this entry »

Hello world!

November 30th, 1999

i enjoyed the evening coolness with one who does not say all he thinks.